lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

My mom asked me to knit a thing a while ago and I literally never said I would make it but now she’s complaining that it’s not done yet.
The fact that I can knit doesn’t mean I’m gonna shit out projects for you on command, fuck off.

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire internet

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

jeff davis: derek is getting a new love interest this season and she won't be a mass murderer
fandom: she's evil
hoechlin: braeden is the right person to help derek
fandom: she cannot be trusted
meagan tandy: braeden has been saving and helping your white faves ever since her first appearance, she's one of the good guys
fandom: she's only after the money
hoechlin: i don't think you really love derek if you don't want him to find love and happiness
fandom: *insert continued racialized misogyny*

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

"Faggot"

lunadarkshine:

sueishappy:

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BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.

Unspoken words speak the loudest