No! Everything I hear or see just turns to sex in my mind! No! See this is why being celibate is easer, you eventually forget how sex is! Ahh!

imaginenatasha:

Imagine Natasha breaking into the homes of people she considers her friends in order to prove they need better security. 

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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weretaire:

tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside

steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter…

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

Unspoken words speak the loudest