My mom asked me to knit a thing a while ago and I literally never said I would make it but now she’s complaining that it’s not done yet.
The fact that I can knit doesn’t mean I’m gonna shit out projects for you on command, fuck off.
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post
and now to this day people still think he said it
that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire internet
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.